It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
So i knew a Mary Lou and this one time, she was walking her baby in a stroller and she came to the top of a hill and she turned to talk to her friend passing by. She turned around to see her baby rolling down the hill, and she laughed and she laughed because she knew there was a stop sign at the…
So there was a blond, a brunnette, and a ginger who all died and went to heaven. God said, that they’d have to climb 100 steps to get into heaven, and at each step, hed give them each a joke and if they laughed, they would go to hell.
The ginger, made it to the 20th step, and burst out laughing…
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c